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The Pretender God Chapt. 5 Pt. 2As the chilling winds blew down from the high snow-capped peaks, they sent a chill through the old merman. Bundled in furs, his teeth chattered against the growing cold as he huddled next to his horse for warmth. His back to the beast, he snuck a glance over his shoulder every now and again to eye the creature suspiciously. It merely stared back at him, saying nothing, but seeming to look at him with what seemed to Tom to be hungry eyes.
Tomdril himself was rather famished, so he removed from his person a strange, orange vegetable. The farmers who had sold it (among other such foods) to him had called it a “care-rot”; indeed a strange name, especially when one considered that it did not taste rotten at all. In fact, he actually found it quite enjoyable… for a vegetable.
Most Seafolk hardly ate vegetables (unless they were full of starch), for fruit was far more valuable on the open oceans. The last thing one wanted was to get scurvy and have their teeth fall out. Tha
The Pretender God Chapt. 5 Pt. 1The Prince-Regent, Cyneric Godwinson af Súrr, walked briskly through the corridors of the Royal Palace, all the while being harassed by hordes of bureaucrats, all seeking approval for this and that. Cyneric was discouraged somewhat that he was not permitted to fend them off with his sword; a pity to be sure. A few good swipes and a well placed shot or two and he would no longer had to deal with their constant requests.
“My lord! I bring a bill awaiting your signature in regards to the scutage…”
"My lord! I need you to sign this affidavit…”
"My lord! If you could just affix your seal…”
“My lord! If…”
“My lord! Could you…”
And on, and on, and on. If this was what his uncle had to put up with for all those years, it was no wonder he was such a wretched person. The young prince had barely lasted one year as regent. Suffice to say, the prospect of three-four more was not overly enticing.
The Pretender God Chapt. 5 Prologue Pt. 2“I see. So he has captured a daemon.”
The Holy Empress leaned back on her knees as she took a minute to mull over all she had heard. The goddess’ head was swarming with so many minute calculations; the possibilities seemed endless. At length she focused once more on her daemon, making clear her renewed hope.
“You do realize what this means, mistress?” The daemon did not look up.
“Yes…” Naoko paused briefly before continuing. “He has fulfilled one more piece of the prophecy. Even Konago was incapable of fulfilling that part, and how certain I once was that he was ‘The One’.”
The Holy Empress put her hand to her chin, rubbing at it thoughtfully.
“How I wonder…” She began.
“What, Holy Empress?”
“How I wonder why I am not filled with greater…‘excitement,’ over this revelation.” She brought her hand down, resting it once more upon her knee. “Aft
Invasion Of The Sugarcravers-Episode ScriptGrowing Around:
Invasion of the Sugarcravers
[The episode begins with Linda and Robert (who’s eating honey on toast) standing at bus stop. The bus slowly pulls up, and opens the door for them. The bus driver glares down at them.]
Bus driver: (grumpily) Hurry up and get in. And finish that toast, old man.
[Linda and Robert glance at each other, and obey. Robert forces the rest of the toast in his mouth as he gets on the bus after Linda. They make their way down the aisle and sit down on one of the seats.]
[We cut to Ms. Kathy’s class. We see the adults sitting at their desks in silence. Some of them share glances, while others look at the floor and walls awkwardly. We get a shot of Ms. Kathy, who’s sitting at her desk with her head in her arms. Then we return to the adults. One adult, a man named Alex, leans close to another.]
Alex: (whispering) Dude, this whole “sugar cut” thing sucks.
[Kathy’s head snaps up, glaring at the adults.]
Ms. Kathy: (angri
Halloween PartyThe moon was full on Halloweens eve. The breeze was deselate and cold. The mansion was set up for a party before the trick or treaters came the next night. Oh how Scarlet adored Halloween. She had dressed like Arbok with a hood strapped to the back of her hood. I on the other hand had dressed as deadmau5, being a great fan of his music. Scarlet and I had moved the furnishings to the other side of the room to set up what would be the parties main room. The lights were set up and the speakers were set up. We were all ready for the guests to arrive. It was around 9:30 PM as the doorbell rang. I walked to the door and opened it. Raich stood with a smile. He was dressed as me, goggles and all.
"Heya bud!" I said letting him in. Arbok and A followed. "Oh A, Arbok! Nice to see.you came!" I said.
Arbok was dressed as Seviper with fake fangs and a cardboard blade on the end of her tail. A was dressed as Mewtwo it seemed. Arbok had a tray of something in her coils. It smelled delicious, ans as I
Scherzhocker-ScriptInspiriert von einer Szene aus 'Jackass Nummer 2', mit Wee Man und der (angeblichen) Kartenwurfmaschine. xDD
Wido: *Trägt ein etwa 1 Meter große Packet in die Scheune, woraufhin seine Welpen neugierig gucken* Jawoll, jetzt wirds schockierend!
Milow: Hä, ist das etwa ein sooo großes Notenbuch, Wido?
Wido: Quatsch, das da drin ist viel geiler!
Jacko: Eiiiiin... riesen Kauknochen, weil du so gestresst in letzter Zeit gewesen bist?
Wido: Sehe ich so aus, als würde ich Kauknochen kauen? *Schneidet das Paket mit einem Teppichmesser auf und holt einen schwarzen Hocker heraus* Ey, geijööööl!!!
Fiona: Ist der Hocker zum Hübsch machen vor dem Spiegel gedacht?
Wido: Da ich kein Mädchen bin, schminke ich mich nicht! :-S
Thommy: Jetzt hab ich's, Wido sitzt auf dem Hocker und hält damit einen Feuerring, durch den wir durchspringen sollen!
Wido: Unsinn, als ob ich SOWAS mit euch tun würde... Ah, da ist sie ja! *Holt eine Art schwa
legend of the bio heroOn a AC130 in a bad storm
Commander; ok men exoskeleton on and ready!
Everyone hooks up to their suits
Pilot; drop zone 5 min
Commander; ok guys I know it’s one hell of a storm out there but that makes it easier or us to go and kick there door in and after this we go home
Everyone cheers but the plane shakes and everyone stumbles
Pilot; hold on this is going to get bad
The plane shakes and all of a sudden the plane gets ripped apart and the guys get sucked out but the commander grabs Dave’s hand
Commander; Dave hold on
They both fly out and fall
Dave puts the parachute on the commander
Commander; no you’ll die
Dave disappears into the storm
The rest of the team regroups on the ground
Jeff; ware is Dave
Commander; he didn’t make it he gave me his Shute
Commander; hey snap out of it he would want us to complete this mission and succeed
Meanwhile Dave freefalls in the storm and over a city
Dave; wait this isn’t
Conquerer Hedgehog Cold OpeningNarrator: Dateline: Borg-Face's lair. Where Prentis the Hedgehog and Johnnie J the Fox are being lowered in to a vat of boiling acid by the despicable Borg-Face!
Borg-Face: Now, you will perish, you diapered lover. And then, I shall-
Prentis: I know, I know. You'll destroy PlayStation City.
Johnnie J: Prentis! I'm allergic to acid!
Prentis: Fear not, brother! I'll free us with my Swedish Army Claws! Corkscrews? Rats! Nail Files? Rats! Bottle Openers? Rats! Rats! Rats!
Johnnie J: Um, Prentis? Since your arm is free, why don't you use your gun?
Prentis: Okay. [he shoots his diaper gun to a vat of acid, chashing Borg-Face.
Johnnie J: Nice work, Prentis! You beat the bad guy, and saved the town once again!
Prentis: Yep. Who cares about the town, I'll see if these stupid claws work. Swordfish? RATS! Umbrella? RATS! Lawn Flamingos? RATS!
North-Western-Railway-Adventures Season 1 Episodes
Season 1 Episode List:
Episode 1: Blue Talent (1923)
Episode 2: Second Chance(1923)
Episode 3: Main Line Choice (1923 Sumner Start Of Edward's "Retirement")
This Is Were 7 Years Have Pasted And Then In My Series The First Railway Series books come into the episodes.
Episode 4: Edward's Day Out (1930 A Railway Series Remake)
Episode 5: Edward And Gordon (1930 A Railway Series Remake)
Episode 6: Tender Issues (1930 Just Before "The Sad Story Of Henry")
Episode 7: The Sad Story Of Henry (1930 A Railway Series Remake)
Episode 8: Edward, Gordon And Henry (1930 A Railway Series Remake)
Episode 9: Eagle's Farewell (1930)
Episode 10: Pacific Rebuild (1930)
Forever Alone-ScriptWido und Teenie-Jacko sitzen auf ihrer Grundstücks-Wiese und beklagen sich über ein altes Schicksal-Problem.
Wido: *Seufzt und stochert mit einem Stock in der Erde rum*
Jacko: *Seufzt ebenfalls* Ich glaube, wir kriegen nie eine ab.
Wido: Wie Recht du hast Jacko, mutige Helden sind wohl bei Mädchen nicht so begehrt, wie es bei unseren mittelalterlichen Damen so ist.
Jacko: Ich kann es bald nicht mehr mit ansehen, alle turteln nur noch herum. *Legt sich hin, den Kopf anschließend zwischen seine Vorderpfoten*
Wido: *Malt mit dem Stock ein Herz sowie ein 'W', ein Additionszeichnen und ein Fragezeichen in die Erde*
Jacko: Wenn ich mal aufzählen darf, Milow bandelt mit Coco rum, Fiona mit Lenny, Ossi hat schon vor etwas längerer Zeit in Aluna ein Herzblatt seiner Rasse gefunden und wie ich es mitgekriegt habe, flirtet Thommy nun auch mit der Tochter von Ossi rum. Und Mama hat mit Nico schon einen neuen Lebensgefährten, aber wir?!
Wido: Es gibt immer welche,
Flandre's Babysitter (Part 2)
Flandre's Babysitter (part 2)
by Remilia Scarlet and Flandre Scarlet
Thanks for coming by in a short notice Mrs. Yuuki.
Mrs. Yuuki (disguised by Yuuki Terumi):
Oh no problem, no problem at all.
Remilia? This babysitter is kinda familiar to me?
Flandre! Adults are talking!
So yeah, she takes her pills at six and she usually goes to sleep at around eight.
Okay, don't worry. I'll be sure to put her asleep hehehe-- erm I mean I'll be sure to put her asleep.
And oh yeah, she's kinda insane before.
Okay well, you best be on your way.
Remilia, I don't feel comfortable with this woman.
Like I really care about your feelings Flandre.
I'm a Dunn-gerous Man. (Draft 1)[Scene: School, Miss Kathy’s class, with the camera on the clock.]
Robert: [looking at the clock tick]
[Scene changes to Timmy, at work, looking at his watch]
Timmy: Come on, come on…
Customer: When am I getting my drink?
Timmy: Huh? Who are you?
Steve: [Tapping his fingers on the table]
Timmy: [Watch beeps] … It’s time...
[Robert’s walking out of school slowly, with Linda by his side.]
Linda: I swear I was making that dish right...
Robert: A B- isn’t that bad, ya’ know.
[Timmy shows up in the Dunn car with Steve in the front seat]
Timmy: [Excitedly] Get in the car!
Robert: Okay… [Climbs into the car]
Timmy: Okay, all ready to go! 3… 2… 1-
Linda: Uh, can I have a lift?
Timmy & Steve: WACKY’S WATER WORLD, HERE WE COME! [Car drives off into the distant with Linda looking at them.]
Linda: [Sighs, then goes back to walking]
[SET: Road, with a desert like background.]
Steve: 132 bottles on the wall, 132 bottles of lemon
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Blood BrothersBrookie always holds my hand when we cross the street. She's never given a reason for it, she just does it. It's become this unspoken rule with us that whenever we cross the street together, she slips her hand in mine and I lace my fingers through hers and we walk hand-in-hand until we reach the other side and she drops her hand and we both wipe our palms on our jeans. Brookie's a little scared of crossing the street. Her poppa died in a car crash when we were six. He was a pedestrian. She's never gotten over it.
Brookie is my best friend going on sixteen years now, which is pretty impressive considering we're both sixteen. We don't have some cute little story about how we were born in the same hospital on the same day or about how our mothers were best friends long before they were pregnant with us and somehow passed on that bond while we were still in utero. No, Brookie and I met the same way ever
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